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Thursday, April 30, 2009
It happened before in 1976
This morning, I came across this tidbit of wisdom from a self-described faith-based political organization (whatever that means).
The viruses are actually manifestations of WILL cast by a spell, intoned into being just as the Lord Almighty (genuflect) intoned into creation the 4 worlds. Viruses are of course demonic entities. The best defense is to wash your ears with Holy Water and vigilant prayer.
Merlin
A servant of our Lord and Savior, Jesus of Nazereth , who is the Christ.
Amen.
Close the schools, wear the masks, run to the hills, and wash those ears with Holy Water. You can find small vials in the pharmacy section next to the Tylenol rosary beads.
My pediatrician is chuckling at the paranoia.
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Oh my gosh. Year of my birth. My favorite part is how they casually say "but Betty had a heart condition and died. But before she died..." not even a breath between. Awesome.
I dreamed about pigs last night and am sick today. I immediately notified the CDC and NIH.
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